That we have much better hearing than you assume. We just choose our battles as it pertains to inappropriate comments. And sometimes I pretend not to see that thing you did just because I too found it humorous, and speaking to you about it would only result in me cracking up.
Edit: well this really blew up! I am barely seeing people’s reactions to it. I appreciate all the responses. A lot of great comments. And I can definitely share stories for those interested. Haha
If you’re going to eat in class stop staring at me while you’re doing it! You’re ratting yourself out.
EDIT: Thank you everyone for sharing your stories! I literally laughed my ass off a couple of times.
I’ve already answered this in a comment, the reason the students aren’t allowed to eat is because those are the school rules. I have no say in the matter and I won’t jeopardize my job for it especially because it’s my first year working there and my supervisor pops in once in a while.
Secondly, I do allow water (no drinks allowed either) and I let them finish their meal outside before the second bell goes off. Sometimes they even offer me some!
And if they are truly hungry (they know this), they can just ask me in the beginning of class to eat outside. I also don’t punish them when I catch them, I just politely ask them to put it away and have a laugh (telling them angrily will just piss them off). See, i’m not a complete monster!
I can smell you. Everyone can. Please for the love of god, use deodorant.
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold/Silver! To the people asking why I wouldn't say this to a student, the answer is twofold:
Puberty is a smelly ordeal, and a lot of the kids can't help it
Because god forbid it's not their fault (infection, a cultural thing, or improper washing of clothes), you don't want to alienate that student forever.
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